Directions:
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Underline what is half true.
3) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
4) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
5) Tag five LJ friends.
6) Ask me anything about the bold/italicized/underlined.
I Tag: anyone who's reading this
• I miss somebody right now.
• I don't watch much TV these days.
• I own lots of books.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses.
• I love to play video games.
• I've tried marijuana.
• I've watched porn movies.
• I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
• I believe honesty is always the best policy. (Some people just can’t handle it…)
• I curse sometimes. (Not often, but it slips sometimes.)
• I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
• I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (It’s just a keychain pocket knife)
• I have broken someone's bones.
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
• I hate the rain.
• I'm paranoid at times.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I’d get a reduction. No question. I’ll be getting that someday anyway.)
• I need/want money right now.
• I love sushi.
• I talk really, really fast. (Just occasionally…)
• I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anyone? Seriously?)
• I have long hair.
• I have lost money in Las Vegas.
• I have at least one sibling.
• I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
• I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Acrylic nails. I’ve got more than enough hair and lashes for like 3 people, though, so I don’t think you’ll ever find me wearing fakes of those.)
• I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
• I like the way that I look. (I used to, but not so much now. If I can drop some weight, I’ll be more happy about it.)
• I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
• I am usually pessimistic. (It depends on how I wake up in the morning.)
• I have a lot of mood swings. (Again, it depends on how I wake up in the morning…)
• I think prostitution should be legalized.
• I slept with a roommate.
• I have a hidden talent. (So well hidden, even I don’t know where it is…I’m sure I’ve got one, though. Everybody does.)
• I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
• I have a lot of friends. (Not a lot of close friends, though.)
• I have kissed someone of the same sex.
• I enjoy talking on the phone. (It would be so much easier to keep in touch with my friends if I did, but it’s just not something I think to do. I’m much better face-to-face.)
• I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
• I love to shop and/or window shop.
• I'm obsessed with my blog.
• I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (There are only a couple of people that I really hate, and I’m working on that. It’s a wasteful emotion, really, and I don’t want to deal with it anymore.)
• I'm a pretty good dancer.
• I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
• I have a cell phone.
• I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
• I've rejected someone before.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I want to have children in the future. (The sooner the better! Seriously…this is taking WAY too long…)
• I have changed a diaper before. (Lots of ‘em. I’m quicker at it than some moms I know.)
• I have a lot to learn. (This one should be in bold no matter who you are.)
• I am shy around the opposite sex.
• I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I have at least 5 away messages saved.
• I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I underlined this one as a half-truth because I’ve tried alcohol, but not drugs. It’s gonna stay that way.)
• I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
• I own the "South Park" movie.
• I have avoided assignments at work/school to blog.
• I enjoy some country music.
• I would die for my best friend(s).
• I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (It comes and goes. It usually goes at the worst times, too.)
• I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
• Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (you're never too old for free candy!!!) ßditto to Jessie’s answer J
• I have dated a close friend's ex. (Kevin Pratt. Kelli Lanoue dated him for a little while before I did.)
• I am happy at this moment.
• I’m obsessed with guys.
• Democrat.
• Conservative Republican.
• I am punk rockish.
• I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Mike is gonna be 28 this year. It’s not a huge difference, really, but he’s still older.)
• I study for tests most of the time. (This is “I wish I had;” not currently…but whatever.)
• I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
• I can work on a car.
• I love my job. (I essentially work for myself, straight out of college. My dad technically owns it, but I run the place, really. The only problem is that I’m still not getting paid yet…)
• I have more than just my ears pierced.
• I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I probably shouldn’t…)
• I have jumped off a bridge.
• I love sea turtles. (i don't dislike sea turtles...)
• I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
• I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. Sure! I just have to figure out what that might be.
• I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I used to be fairly good on the piano. It’d take some work, but I could probably get there again.)
• I hate office jobs.
• I went to college out of state. (Unfortunately. I’ve got great friends here, so I’ll not complain too much, but I do hate this town…)
• I am adopted.
• I am a pyro.
• I have thrown up from crying too much. (Once, and that was a very extreme circumstance.)
• I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (I’m not sure on this one.)
• I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
• I adore bright colors.
• I usually like covers better than originals.
• I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
• I can pick up things with my toes. (However, the fact that I can doesn’t mean that I do. That’d be a little weird.)
• I can't whistle.
• I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden, yes. Owned-unfortunately, no.)
• I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
• I talk in my sleep.
• I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (The wrong decade, anyway. I do like indoor plumbing...)
• I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
• I wear a toe ring.
• I have a tattoo.
• I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
• I am a caffeine junkie. (I really need to cut back on that, but coffee is just so good…)
• I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
• If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
• I've cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
• I have been to over 15 conventions.
• I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
• I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Doesn’t happen much…stupid dry county)
• I'm an artist. I like to draw.
• I am ambidextrous. (Only when I eat…it’s Kevin Pratt’s fault…he’s a lefty, so I had to learn to eat with my left hand, and I never got out of the habit.)
• I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (This was true when I was little. Not anymore. Now I can hardly fit because Mike sprawls everywhere…)
• If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
• I have terrible teeth.
• I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
• I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
• I have lived in either three different states or countries.
• I am extremely flexible.
• I want to own my own business. (I very much enjoy my little family business. I just need to figure out what I want to do for my own someday!)
• I smoke.
• I spend way too much time on the computer.
• Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
• Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies do make me cry sometimes. Games, not so much, and I have no idea what “fics” are, but I doubt they make me cry, either.)
• I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
• I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
• I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
• I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
• I have played strip poker with someone else before.
• I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
• I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
• I can't stand being alone.
• I have at least one obsession at any given time.
• I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
• I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
• I'm a judgmental asshole. (I used to be, but I know it’s not a good way to be, and my mind has been opened a lot in the last few years, so I think I’ve gotten better.)
• I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
• I have traveled on more than one continent. (Oh, how I wish…)
• I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
• I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
• I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently, though.)
• I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
• I would rather read than watch TV.
• I like reading fact more than fiction.
• I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
• I have no piercings.
• I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
• I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
• I've been married and am now divorced.
• There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (everyone must go through this at least once in life.) ßagain, ditto to Jessie’s answer
• I like most animals better than most people.
• I own a collection of retro games consoles.
• The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
• I have hit someone with a dead fish.
• I have written/read erotic stories. (I’ve read them. Once. The writing is so crappy that I’ve never wanted to again.)
• I am compulsively honest.
• I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
• I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers, and not been ashamed.
• I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
• I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
• I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I’ve never forgotten to sleep, but I have forgotten to eat before.)
• I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I used to have to sleep with the radio on, but not anymore.)
• I dislike milk.
• I obsessively wash my hands.
• I always carry that something significant around with me.
• Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
• I love talking about myself to the point where I need to be stopped.
• I often sing whenever I can and I'm good at it too.
• I have experienced some type of traumatic abuse in my lifetime.
• I've experienced visions and dreams which I know/believe are from my past life.
• I have deja vu so vivid that I feel faint.
• I love Harry Potter.
• My parents are not together.
• I don't believe in love.
• I hate people who walk incredibly slow. (Not hate, per say, but I do get frustrated with them…particularly when they’re in groups, taking up the entire walkway.)
• I have extreme contempt for the vast majority of people.
• Sometimes I don't shower before work.
• To me, procrastination is like a disease! (It is! One with no cure, and with which I’m therefore incurably afflicted.)
• I want to sleep now. (In fact, I’m gonna go to bed after I finish this.)
• I enjoy watching two guys kissing each other.
• I am a typical Gemini born.
• The more I searched the less I've found.
• As a child I was a huge crybaby.
• I'm feeling alone very fast.
• I'm living in a fairytale and I'm the noble Princess, who saves the day!
• I always have to spell my (real) name. (I always have to spell my nickname, too. P-E-N-E-L-O-P-E and “Penni-with-an-I”)
• I want to die in my sleep.
• I have a strange laugh.
• If they let me, I can sleep 12 hours in a row.
• I wish I could transform myself into a boy every now and then.
• I dance in the rain and don't feel like a fool.
• I have a favorite stuffed animal that I will not ever get rid of.
• I sing 80's hair metal songs into my hairbrush on a daily basis.
• I have a speech disorder.
• I'm obsessively attracted to men with long, blond, curly hair
• I sometimes have the urge to take a shot of whiskey or open a can of beer at odd times in the day.
• I have a weakness for guys with nice bodies.
• I plan to move to another country at some point in my life. (I very much want to live in Italy, at least for a while.)
• I’ve wanted to be a certain fictional character.
• My dreams are so vivid, they feel real. (Only sometimes.)
• I'm a huge geek, the comic-book and video game kind, not the smart kind.
• I can get jealous easily!
• My computer and hard drive are pretty much my most prized possessions.
• I prefer to buy CDs than download music, free or otherwise.
• I haven't had my first kiss yet.
• I have had teeth pulled. (When I was little, my teeth were so close together on bottom that even though my roots of my front two baby teeth had completely gone away, the teeth stayed in my mouth and the dentist had to get them out. And my wisdom teeth were extracted before they actually broke through my gums.)
• I listen to music in at least five different languages.
• I think boys/guys/men are icky.
• I prefer dim lights or candlelight to bright lights
• I fully acknowledge that I love lame jokes because they're lame.
• I get happy when I buy food (especially meat) on sale.
• I can speak with a British Posh accent
• I can quote the original Star Wars trilogy.
• I have a college degree and no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life.
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